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Silly Stuff

I invite you to laugh, groan or share a joke. This photo from my friend Julie Carter reminded me of a favorite silly jok11082179_10204265943832674_3446884343912450748_oe. (however, these are actually Herons, not Egrets, C M yellow Legs?)       Silly Jokes
  1. Worried, my dear?  You "seamstressed"...
  2. I have a scarf but I'm cold as steel, I have an eye but cannot see...  (sewing machine needle)
  3. When does your bobbin run out? When you sew…
  4. Not a Joke, but so silly ... Ministry of of Silly Walks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlBUglE6Hc
  5. Why did the Heron cross the road? (Thanks Julie Carter for the joke and the photo below!)
  6. Counting birds in Florida, and seeing a lot of white bird.  I was asked if my count was correct or if I saw the same bird over and over... I replied, my count is good, I've got no "Re-Egrets." (this joke is all mine)
WORDS that make you smile as you say them
  1. Qualms
  2. Foibles
  3. quaff
  4. Tortuga (turtle, which sounds funny if you say Tur-Tull) Spanish
  5. Onomatopoeia

  6. Furshlugginer (Crazy) Yiddish
  7. Backpfeifengesicht (a face in need of a fist) German
  Are you Sew Funny? So-So Funny? Either way, post your jokes!  

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  • being brave we nurture our future, treasure the love and teach without bias. My respect to all those parents and kids of the last sixteen years who rebuild trust and hope while ensuring safety in these uneasy times--where a smile can seem rude or callous on q day of pain. I smile that all those who give aid, that they feel the love, that unending awe , that honors their sacrifice #bernesemountaindog #bmd #moon #patriotday #parents #teachers
  • Baysox Season ended -- top of the ninth on day nine of month nine on this my twenty-ninth year after school. My words spill out in cadence with Giamatti's GreenFields. This game evolved, the minor leagues fly through games in under two hours. Pace of the Game rules in action. Pack up Baysox until next spring, to restart that pattern of life, and hope. @bowiebaysox @milb @ballislife #sports #lifelessons

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