Silly Stuff

I invite you to laugh, groan or share a joke. This photo from my friend Julie Carter reminded me of a favorite silly jok11082179_10204265943832674_3446884343912450748_oe. (however, these are actually Herons, not Egrets, C M yellow Legs?)       Silly Jokes
  1. Worried, my dear?  You "seamstressed"...
  2. I have a scarf but I'm cold as steel, I have an eye but cannot see...  (sewing machine needle)
  3. When does your bobbin run out? When you sew…
  4. Not a Joke, but so silly ... Ministry of of Silly Walks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlBUglE6Hc
  5. Why did the Heron cross the road? (Thanks Julie Carter for the joke and the photo below!)
  6. Counting birds in Florida, and seeing a lot of white bird.  I was asked if my count was correct or if I saw the same bird over and over... I replied, my count is good, I've got no "Re-Egrets." (this joke is all mine)
WORDS that make you smile as you say them
  1. Qualms
  2. Foibles
  3. quaff
  4. Tortuga (turtle, which sounds funny if you say Tur-Tull) Spanish
  5. Onomatopoeia

  6. Furshlugginer (Crazy) Yiddish
  7. Backpfeifengesicht (a face in need of a fist) German
  Are you Sew Funny? So-So Funny? Either way, post your jokes!  

So what do you think?